Tarry for the Nonce

January 28, 2008

Patent Application 20060014125

Filed under: Science — lmwalker @ 12:39 pm

To quote Jon Raclaw: this is “someone with too much time on his hands.”

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  1. “This invention is a training system which enables a human being to acquire sufficient hyperspace energy in order to pull the body out of dimension so that the person can walk through solid objects such as wooden doors.”

    Couldn’t you just open the door?

    Comment by FRJTK — January 28, 2008 @ 7:32 pm

  2. That’s awesome!

    Comment by Andrew P. — January 29, 2008 @ 11:17 am

  3. [0013] Researching the historical records, referring to the statue in FIG. 3, a humble black Catholic Dominican friar of the Santo Rosario Convent, by the name of San Martin de Porres, living in Peru in the 1500’s, also developed this ability to walk through doors. For his beatification, many witnesses came forward to recount his extraordinary abilities. For example, a witness, who worked in the Convent, went to the cell of San Martin to ask for something to eat. When he reached the cell, he saw San Martin leaving with some medications apparently to heal someone sick. The witness waited by the open door of the cell for his return. After having waited awhile without being distracted by anything else, he saw said venerable brother fray Martin come out from his cell from the inside and call him by name. The witness was terrified, not understanding how this was possible.

    It makes sense. The person who filed this at least has some semblance of faith, as it takes a very faithful person to conclude that a miracle of this nature can be re-created with science.

    Comment by Andrew P. — January 29, 2008 @ 11:20 am

  4. [0061] 7. In summary, the purpose of the training system is to substantially increase the energy of a human being who will then have the capability of walking through walls, body levitation, instantaneous healing of infections, full-body teleportation to another location, remote viewing at vast distances in terms of light-years, and looking into hyperspace co-dimensions. The third test subject and I have been able to experience all the above phenomena. He did it through augmenting his energy, and I have done it through the application of electromagnetic fields, by spinning on my vortex accelerator machine and using this invention.

    :O)

    I can’t believe someone would pay to patent this…

    Comment by Andrew P. — January 29, 2008 @ 11:22 am


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