Tarry for the Nonce

November 30, 2006

Just Adequite, Yo

Filed under: Politics — lmwalker @ 11:28 am

Lindsey Lohan wrote a condolence letter. It is genius.

“I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career . . .

“I learned so much from Altman and he was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I’ve had in several years . . .

“Life comes once, doesn’t ‘keep coming back’ and we all take such advantage of what we have . . .

“Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves’ (12st book) -everytime there’s a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on.-altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come . . .

“Thank You, BE ADEQUITE.

I don’t know what’s more shocking: the fact that she was ignorant enough to publicize the letter without a proof-reader or the fact that the Long Island school system gave her straight A’s.

In any case, I assume the letter provided sufficient confusion in the Altman household to temporarily distract them from their grief as they attempted to decipher it. Who knows? Maybe that was the point.

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4 Comments

  1. Can’t these entertainers afford a speech writers? Does anyone understand whats shes was tryings to says? Maybes she did too muched drugs in her pasted.

    Hopefully she wasn’t an English major… that would be a travesty indeed.

    Comment by Andrew P. — November 30, 2006 @ 4:49 pm

  2. I don’t even think she went to college. Father was an investment banker, mother was a broadway actress, and father is or was in jail for white collar crime. Ugly divorce.

    Comment by Anonymous — November 30, 2006 @ 6:02 pm

  3. Come on! She heard that someone she knew had died and fired off a quick note on her Blackberry, mispelling a word or two. Everyone does stuff like that. Leave her alone.

    Comment by Troy — December 1, 2006 @ 9:53 am

  4. She heard that someone she knew had died and fired off a quick note on her Blackberry, mispelling a word or two.

    I am admittedly old-fashioned, but I have a lot of trouble regarding a “quick note” fired off on the ol’ Blackberry as a thoughtful letter of condolence.

    How much effort does it take to run to Hallmark and buy a real honest-to-goodness, ‘this-isn’t-just-about-me-I-really-did-think-of-you’ sympathy card? And, as an added bonus, they do all the spelling for you.

    😉

    Comment by Janice — December 3, 2006 @ 1:57 pm


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