Tarry for the Nonce

August 4, 2005

Curses! F.O.I.L.ed Again!

Filed under: Entertainment — lmwalker @ 3:33 pm

With freedom and Liberality For All.

America’s future has become an Orwellian nightmare of ultra-liberalism. Beginning with the Gore Presidency, the government has become increasingly dominated by liberal extremists.

In 2004, Muslim terrorists stopped viewing the weakened American government as a threat; instead they set their sights on their true enemies, vocal American conservatives. On one dark day, in 2006, many conservative voices went forever silent at the hands of terrorist assassins. Those which survived joined forces and formed a powerful covert conservative organization called “The Freedom of Information League”, aka F.O.I.L.

Are they serious? Oh, the brilliance. The sheer brilliance!

(Hat tip to Ryan Byers.)

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1 Comment

  1. I just might buy them…I just might…

    Comment by Alistair A. — August 4, 2005 @ 6:30 pm


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