Tarry for the Nonce

July 15, 2005

All Is Clear

Filed under: News — lmwalker @ 3:34 pm

Germany has discovered the source of the EU parliamentary problems:

The Sat-1 channel sent reporters to take 46 swabs from toilets and other public areas of the Brussels buildings. Nearly all tested positive for cocaine . . .

“It simply reflects the fact that cocaine was brought in there,” Professor Fritz Sorgel of the Institute for Biomedical and Pharmaceutical Research in Nuremberg (IBMP) told the BBC News website.

“The amount was too high and found in too many spots. It shows it was brought in deliberately.”

So, if I understand this correctly, the EU is literally on crack.

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2 Comments

  1. EU is literally on crack

    almost but not literally. Crack is the result of mixing cocaine with baking soda (or power) and boiling it un water until a rock-like precipitate is left at the bottom. Plus you smoke crack while you snort or otherwise ingest cocaine.

    But yeah, that’s funny and the EU is fucked up.

    Comment by Mark — July 15, 2005 @ 3:42 pm

  2. I think what you mean is that Cocaine has become a staple of the modern EU Parliamentary family’s diet.

    Why eat food, when you can eat something with a tingle and a kick? Cocaine. The only real food worth eating.

    Maybe Coca-Cola never did away with its original recipe in Europe…

    Comment by Andrew P. — July 15, 2005 @ 6:45 pm


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