Tarry for the Nonce

May 27, 2005

Next Up: Blunt Objects

Filed under: News — lmwalker @ 5:35 pm

First, they got rid of the guns and naysayers warned that knives would be next:

A&E doctors are calling for a ban on long pointed kitchen knives to reduce deaths from stabbing . . .

The researchers said there was no reason for long pointed knives to be publicly available at all . . .

The researchers say legislation to ban the sale of long pointed knives would be a key step in the fight against violent crime.

And to think that we laughed at the naysayers. It appears I will live to see the day that the Ginsu knife is a black market item!



  1. Better stock up now! 🙂

    Comment by Chrispy — May 27, 2005 @ 6:21 pm

  2. That’s going to make carving a turkey dreadfully difficult…

    When they go for our steak knives we can really surge up in rebellion or something.

    Comment by El — May 28, 2005 @ 8:08 am

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